Bitches of the Year
Bill Gates gives a small percentage of his vast fortune to Africa. The rest is invested in Big Pharma, who is slowly killing Africa by denying it the rights to produce cheap medicine. Billy himself is doing his share by fighting poor countries to distribute open source software to the poor, on the grounds that they need blankets, not Windows. Bono sells records to naive but well-meaning lefty kids by shaking hands with mass-murderers like GWB and Tony B, supposedly kicking them a conscience. Hypocrisy is fab these days, and may get you elected person of the year.
I know their objection to my objection would be: “And what have you done for the poor, lately?” Well, I didn’t by a crappy U2 album, and I took many opportunites to dis Microsoft.
